Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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