This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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