I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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