i just wanna soil my oats bro
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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