there was a trapeze. enough said
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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