Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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