Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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