I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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