If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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