KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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