lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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