I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Randomize
