You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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