He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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