Porn is love you can see.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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