i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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