ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.