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(248): View more from Michigan

Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!

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(561): View more from Florida

This is the prime rib incident all over again

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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(317): View more from Indiana

Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.

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(661): View more from California

Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing

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(443): View more from Maryland

Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?

(301): View more from Maryland

Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Why does my nose taste spicy?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

How do you know what your nose tastes like?

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