The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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