So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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