Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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