is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
