Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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