have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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