Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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