i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I will be naked everywhere
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
did you just send me my own nude
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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