I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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