I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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