Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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