I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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