I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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