I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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