I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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