Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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