Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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