This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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