your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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