belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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