I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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