Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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