when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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