Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Randomize
