"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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