we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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