Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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