People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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