playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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