sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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