To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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