the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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