I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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