Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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