my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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