Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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