i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I wear drunk well.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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