My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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