When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Is it penis luge time yet?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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