haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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