bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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